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“Journalism isn’t a trade or profession. It’s a guttersnipe business, based on resentment and blackmail.” Bill Sykes is the narrator of The Washerwoman, The Wall Flowers, Sailor Fresco, Colonel Lawrence, and The Beach Hut. The beginning of his story is told in T.H. and T.E.
A Little Bit of Chelsea in Essex One summer Laura went on a budget holiday to Spain with her girlfriend, June. As soon as they left Essex, they started drinking with some Chelsea boys in the airport bar and nearly missed the plane. The holiday was a real lark. June found a Chelsea shirt to …
“I want you,” said Andy, kissing her passionately. “You can’t have me,” she said, kissing him back. “Oh, come on, am I that bad looking?” “No, you are actually very handsome.” “So, what is it?” “You are not clean.” “How do you know I am not clean?” “Unless you have washed in the last five …
One summer Laura went on a budget holiday to Spain with her girlfriend June. As soon as they left Essex, they started drinking with some Chelsea boys in the airport bar and nearly missed the plane. The holiday was a real lark. June found a Chelsea shirt to take off every night, but no one, …
Alison and Simon came over the crest of the sand dune and walked down through the gorse bushes towards the beach hut. “It’s too small,” said Alison. “We will have to be creative,” responded Simon. “It’s not much bigger than an airline loo.” “It’s definitely bigger than that.” “But it is so public, everyone will …
Eva always used to joke with him. “Who is to be today, sir? Colonel Lawrence or Mr. Shaw?” The hero of Arabia would laugh and say: “Tell T.H. that T.E is here to see him.” “The truth was Mister Hardy always cheered up when Mr. Shaw came to tea. Frankly, so did us domestics.” As …