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On Guard

Jan and Pieter puffed and cursed as they lugged the last crate into the lock up. “Don’t forget we have to ship all this stuff back out again when we sell it!” “Don’t I know it! At least it will be smaller quantities.” “I am not sure this is the best place to store it, …

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An Adventure in the Woods

Upon the Wood or Woods Whatever books of grammar might say, the question has always baffled me. What is the difference between a wood and the woods? And which trees are thicker or denser? The trees of a wood or the trees of a woods? Of course, a day does not go by when one …

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Beautifully and Handsomely

Upon Unicorns The Greeks of Antiquity believed that they were real creatures that hailed from India, horse like beasts with the head of a stag and a large black horn in the middle of the forehead. Of the alicorn, as the horn of the unicorn is known, it was thought that it had magical and …

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Chapter Eight

The Castle of No Love If there are many corners of the Garden that have sunshine and flower, there are others where darkness falls in the daylight. I do not know of all these places in the Garden, but the one I fear the most is the Castle of No Love. You will not be …

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Jeu du Mal

On Jeu du Mall Who is not familiar with the common garden game played with mallet, ball and hoop? The Garden game is not exactly croquet, but its roots must surely be from the same tree. If I fear I must accept some responsibility for certain irregularities and anomalies in its evolution, the Garden game …

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The Biking Gnome

Upon the Bole Hall One cannot deny there is a kind of innocence in the Gnomes. Indeed, the Mistress will sometimes get frustrated with them for what she perceives as their gullibility. But if they are gullible, I wonder if it is such a bad quality. They will accept what you say and never question …

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Siege at Flor Cottage

On Being Green Gnomes, of course, are green-skinned, which is in itself a thing rarum. Of the green-skinned gnomes there are many shades: dark and light, dappled and piebald, rich and bright to match the many shades of green in the Garden. If we can say they are green-skinned, gnomes are also green in their …

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