Bad Santa Bauble

The Drunk and the Drink

“First you take a drink,” said the drunk on New’ Year’s Eve. “Then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.” With that he downed his drink and stood up. The drunk went out into the night and fell down in the gutter. In the morning, they found him still looking up at …

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Bad Santa Bauble

Christmas Wishes

For all its ups and downs you’ve seen, this year is at its close, With love and laughter, tears, disaster, The list just grows and grows, The rain and mud and snow and wind Has kept us on our toes, I can’t think through the chaos, how we got here? Goodness knows! Around a roaring …

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Curse of Lawrence

Lawrence did not have any friends. Lawrence did not have any enemies. Lawrence did not have any girls or boys for that matter. Josey, who was quick on her feet, ran a mile.

Silent Curse

I like Stephen. He’s a damn good fella. He’s very bright and very clever. He earns a sack of potatoes in the City. I like Stephen. He’s a damn good fella. He’s very bright and very clever. My wife thinks so, too. Now she’s living in his flat in Cheapside. I like Stephen. He’s a …

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