Bad Santa Bauble

The Gooseberry Fool

“Morning, anyone there?” (Pause) “Hello, hello?” “Sorry I was on mute.” “I beg your pardon.” “MUTE!” “As in deaf mute.” “I can hear perfectly well, thank-you.” “Sorry, who is this?” “I might ask you the same question.” “This is Sonya Hetherington from Faith and Twinkle LLP.” “Oh, stop joshing, your Holiness.” “Your Saintliness, it is …

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Horton Tarot Card

The Dark Room

The room was in darkness; she couldn’t even see his shadow. “Where are you, Ray?” she said. “Over here, Christine.” Christine moved towards his voice. “Are you okay?” “I think so… What are you doing?” “Relax, it’s just my hand…” “You’re wearing blue jeans…” “Actually, they’re a bit faded.” “There’s a hole here,” said Ray. …

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