The Gooseberry Fool
“Morning, anyone there?” (Pause) “Hello, hello?” “Sorry I was on mute.” “I beg your pardon.” “MUTE!” “As in deaf mute.” “I can hear perfectly well, thank-you.” “Sorry, who is this?” “I might ask you the same question.” “This is Sonya Hetherington from Faith and Twinkle LLP.” “Oh, stop joshing, your Holiness.” “Your Saintliness, it is …