“I don’t conquer; I submit.”
Casanova
he old lothario certainly has the bragging rights. Though if you ask me it’s pretty fucked up when a man believes his prowess is solely linked to his libido. I didn’t know the ladies suffered from the same affliction until Instagram came along and persuaded them otherwise. Giorgio tells me I should stop being so passive aggressive, to which I rejoinder, isn’t that the secret to bondage? – Zitto, he says, and drink your cappuccino. Honestly, Giorgio makes a better cappuccino than I do a witticism, which makes him laugh. I know, he is laughing at my false English modesty. Anyway, he says, if you want a real coffee, make it long. He is wedded, or should I say tied to the idea. Personally, I cannot stomach a double espresso, too much caffeine. Though, in the morning I do enjoy a PG tips, along with the best of the performing monkeys. Giorgio insists, even in prison they know how to make coffee. As the song goes. What song I have no idea.